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homeless women
丫头深蓝 发表于 2007-7-16 16:31:09

1I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby- looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need tospend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The homeless woman was shocked.
"Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine"

所有女同胞共勉。女人,一定要对自己好一点。

所有男同胞勉之。男人,一定要对女人好一点。


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Re:homeless women
饿(游客)发表评论于2007-7-16 17:36:32

有一首歌是写男人的

he is a real nowhere man

sitting in his nowhere land

making all his nowhere plan

for nobody~


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